Tuesday, May 25, 2010

consider yourself warned.

Ever wonder why I have a content warning on my scandalicious blog? I thought so. (I just said "I thought so." in the voice of Romy White from ROMY & MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION.) Well, for the 5 or so of you that seem to be reading this, let me fill you in...
I've worked in child care in this one horse town since 1994, so I am familiar with children then and now, from the current ages of 3 to 21. (seriously.) In case someone comes to my blog and then later starts dropping the word *bitches* in random coversation (because I do love the word 'bitches'), I could have an angry parent on my door step with torches and a firing squad ready to give me what for. To them, I can say this: "I'm sorry. There is a Content Warning on my blog. As a parent you should be aware of what your child is surfing on the world wide web of wonder. Now please, extinguish your torch and get rid of the guns. They frighten me." And then I might throw in a "Bitches!!"

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